GUILLO TOWN

If yer knocking back shots from the eel broth pot
Y'better get down to Guillo Town
If the hangman's daughter wants to tie the knot
Y'better get up, a-get, get down
To Guillo Town--that's where to go
When you've gone a seen it all
But got nuthin' to show
And if y'got no dough
Don't be afraid sir--
The landlady wouldn't set foot there
If you paid her...
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If yer lying in the gutter every night until the morning
Y'better get down to Guillo Town
If yer looking at the stars and Taurus gores you with his horn
Then commandeer an Edsel and steer
To Guillo Town--that's where to go
When you've gone and seen it all
But got nuthin' to show
Put yer Goodyears in hock
And if you ain't got no cinder blocks
Well, just knock down the ice house
And put yer hot jalopy on the rocks...
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If you bet your bookie that you wouldn't make the vig
Y'better get down to Guillo Town
If Marie Antoinette makes you flip yer wig
Mon ami, I suggest that you head
To Guillo Town--that's where to go
When you've gone and seen it all
But got nuthin' to show
And if I ain't regaled you
With this tale that I've supplied,
Well, lemme get a Bowie knife--
Buddy, I'll split yer sides..