Shan-Tan-Titty Town by Sycamore Smith Madam Rosie and her crack crew Run a house of ill repute That's getting rave reviews Rosie never closes, oh, it ought to be a sin She's a very busy gal But she can squeeze you in to Shanty Town Shan-Tan-Titty Town Shan-tan-titty Town ladies are handsome They get you so excited You can hardly keep yr pants on The johns line up, they push and they grunt The sheriff busts in And cuts to the front in Shanty Town Shan-Tan-Titty Town Put yr pennies in the slot of the piggy bank Fifty dollars for the works Fifty cents for a spank Flanagan's broke, but he's gotta uncork it He's going to the garden Gonna get himself an orchid in Shanty Town Shan-Tan-Titty Town Spent the night with Miss Heidi Jekyll Woke the next morning All freckled and speckled Told the Doc I didn't know where I caught it He said, "Come on, son, You know you've been spotted in Shanty Town" Shan-Tan-Titty Town